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Title: Globalization explained.....
Post by: GrayBeard on April 22, 2013, 11:27:52 am

What is the truest definition of  Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friends,
is  Globalization ! 

Title: Re: Globalization explained.....
Post by: Coffeepot on April 22, 2013, 01:59:41 pm

Yup.

Title: Re: Globalization explained.....
Post by: Keefie on April 22, 2013, 03:32:54 pm

it certainly is lol.

Title: Re: Globalization explained.....
Post by: yyyyyguy on April 22, 2013, 09:30:44 pm

Hard to argue that one

Title: Re: Globalization explained.....
Post by: wombatie on April 23, 2013, 02:57:25 am

Can't get much more global than that.  Oh yes read by an English/Australian  :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Globalization explained.....
Post by: Marcellarius on April 23, 2013, 04:47:10 am

great!  ;D :D ;D