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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on April 20, 2013, 10:05:03 pm

Title: "Kindness"......
Post by: GrayBeard on April 20, 2013, 10:05:03 pm

Works for me!

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: ChuckD on April 20, 2013, 11:23:28 pm

Why wait until you walk away?  :):)

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Post by: dgman on April 20, 2013, 11:41:26 pm

I've been told women don't fart. ::)

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: CharlesDearing on April 21, 2013, 12:16:17 am

Ladies, I swear I'm only repeating what I've heard here but...I've heard that women don't fart 'cause they don't shut up long enough to build up any pressure! (hiding)

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: Marcellarius on April 21, 2013, 05:22:30 am

LOL

this are moments I've learned to not respond......

but I'm still laughing  ;D :D ;D

sorry, can't help it....  8)

is the reason women 'turn their nose up'?
(they cant stand their own smell)  ::)

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: Dan26 on April 21, 2013, 09:36:21 am

Quote from: CharlesDearing on April 21, 2013, 12:16:17 am

Ladies, I swear I'm only repeating what I've heard here but...I've heard that women don't fart 'cause they don't shut up long enough to build up any pressure! (hiding)

Now I understand! Thanks for clarifying that.

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: Keefie on April 21, 2013, 02:05:18 pm

You got that perfectly right Charlie

signed Anonymous

(OOPS forgot my name appears at the side  lol )

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Post by: wombatie on April 22, 2013, 02:51:51 am

Gentlemen PLEASE there are ladies present we can see what you are saying (typing).   :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o   ::) ::) ::) ::)

Marg  :-*

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: rob roy on April 22, 2013, 05:16:38 am

Hi guys and GAL. Ladies don't fart because they keep everything to themselves!!.
As the man in the line at the check out said to the guy standing beside him, "excuse me you farted in front of my wife", to which he replied " I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn"  :o :o :o :o.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: "Kindness"......
Post by: jeff44 on April 22, 2013, 01:16:42 pm

Went to a rennasiance festible yesterday and at a pottery shop I saw a mug with SBD FART on it, for those not in the know SBD stands for "Silent But  Deadly".