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Title: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: GrayBeard on April 19, 2013, 12:39:45 pm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camped in the desert.  After they got their
 

Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
 

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
 

Towards sky, what you see? '
 


 

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
 

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking,
 

It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
 

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
 

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
 

Past three in the morning.
 

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
 

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
 

What's does it tell you, Tonto?'
 

"You dumber than buffalo chips. It means ---
someone stole the tent!?

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: Keefie on April 19, 2013, 01:21:24 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it lol.

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: newfie on April 19, 2013, 06:59:23 pm

LOL

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 19, 2013, 07:38:17 pm

I fell for that one too! :D :D :D :D I needed a chuckle thanks.

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: wombatie on April 20, 2013, 03:25:25 am

That was a good one. LOVED IT  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: thumbs on April 20, 2013, 07:03:22 am

yep-- that's a good one that I will use at coffee --thanks for the chuckle--Richard

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: Marcellarius on April 20, 2013, 07:47:23 am

LOL  ;D :D ;D

didn't see that coming.

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: chelcass on April 20, 2013, 11:23:00 am

Yep !!!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto.....
Post by: dunk on April 20, 2013, 12:59:38 pm

Great.  I hope you don't mind if I share this one...To funny.