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Title: Quick Thinking "Father of the YEAR!
Post by: GrayBeard on June 17, 2010, 12:13:07 am

    A man boarded a plane with six kids. 

    After they got settled in their seats a nosy busy body woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
"Are all of those kids yours??

    "Heavens NO", he replied,

    ?I work for a condom company.

    These are customer complaints. "

Title: Re: Quick Thinking "Father of the YEAR!
Post by: shissta on June 17, 2010, 07:52:46 pm

I bet your the life of the party.

Title: Re: Quick Thinking "Father of the YEAR!
Post by: GrayBeard on June 17, 2010, 08:19:43 pm

When telling 'stories' in person they tend to turn into "Shaggy Dog Stories".

You all are getting the  quick and easy print versions!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: Quick Thinking "Father of the YEAR!
Post by: Russ C on June 17, 2010, 08:29:14 pm

I sent this one to my wifes (text) phone. She sent back LMAO. I guess she thought it was funny to. LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)