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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 16, 2010, 11:57:35 pm

Title: RedNeck 'hooker'....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 16, 2010, 11:57:35 pm

A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

''Twenty dollars' she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes.

They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face! "

Title: Re: RedNeck 'hooker'....
Post by: dgman on June 17, 2010, 12:02:25 am

Six in a row, way past your bed time!

Title: Re: RedNeck 'hooker'....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 17, 2010, 12:11:02 am

Can't stop now!

I'm on a ROLL!!!!

And it is only ten after 11:00...I have a hour or so left in me!!!

Never go to bed before 12:30 or 1:00....

Title: Re: RedNeck 'hooker'....
Post by: dgman on June 17, 2010, 12:17:49 am

Well it's 1:00 some where! Just kidding Graybeard, keep them coming!

Title: Re: RedNeck 'hooker'....
Post by: shissta on June 17, 2010, 07:50:40 pm

Don't stop GrayBeard...those are funny. 

Title: Re: RedNeck 'hooker'....
Post by: Russ C on June 17, 2010, 08:24:41 pm

LOLOL, like buying a used car and finding your wifes dress under the back seat.
ooppppsss.  :o  :o  :o