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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 16, 2010, 11:43:32 pm

Title: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 16, 2010, 11:43:32 pm

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
She said,

'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

Title: Re: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: cherie on June 17, 2010, 08:33:23 am

Ed...your not married...right?  LOL

Title: Re: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: GrayBeard on June 17, 2010, 12:14:54 pm

Maybe that is why!!!

Title: Re: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: Russ C on June 17, 2010, 12:31:29 pm

My wife joined Weight Watchers to help watch her weight. Don't know why, it's in the same darn place it was five years ago.  LOLOL
 ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: Rapid Roger on June 17, 2010, 01:22:48 pm

My wife told me that she lost 10 pounds. I said "Turn around, I think I've found it!"

Then the fight started.

Rog

Title: Re: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: Rapid Roger on June 17, 2010, 01:33:50 pm

I married my wife March 10, 1969 and we are still together. In all that time we've only had one fight, it started December 8. 1969.

Rog

Title: Re: The Anniversary Present....
Post by: cherie on June 17, 2010, 04:13:31 pm

And it goes "on and on and on and on..."