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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Graywolf on March 25, 2013, 10:14:33 am
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Subject: Laziest gun in the world:>> >> >> Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the>> doorway. I set 6 shells right next to it. Noticing it had no legs of its own, I even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my businessk. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside. It certainlly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people
fat."
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:) :) :) :)
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A car is only as dangerous as the person driving it, same goes with guns.
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I like it .................... it's like charmin............ you have to squeeze it. ;D ;D ;D
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LOL I love it thats the best way to explain it, its not the guns that kill people its the people with guns kill people.
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Very well said.Now the spoon part is true,at least in my case it is.