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Title: Fascinating
Post by: cornishpisky on June 15, 2010, 04:49:16 pm

Teacher says to the class,

"Your homework for today is to think of a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in.

Next day in class little Tommys hand is up like a shot.

"OK Tommy" says the teacher "Give me your sentence with the word 'fascinate' in"

Tommy stands up and says,

"At home i have a Coat, it has nine buttons but i can only fasten eight"

Title: Re: Fascinating
Post by: Russ C on June 15, 2010, 05:20:35 pm

To darn funny. I have several jokes I tell about Little Johnny. But I tell them on here.  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Fascinating
Post by: cherie on June 15, 2010, 05:21:38 pm

Now that is cute.

Title: Re: Fascinating
Post by: jimbo on June 16, 2010, 11:18:57 pm

Don't believe that
Jimbo