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Title: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: king310 on February 14, 2013, 09:33:27 pm

100 MPH GOAT
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission."

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: yyyyyguy on February 14, 2013, 09:56:53 pm

 ;D

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: wombatie on February 15, 2013, 04:24:58 am

ROFLMBO  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: Marcellarius on February 15, 2013, 04:51:04 am

Ohh yeah!!!!!  LOL
translated it to my wife, she said oohh... piteous.....
did laughed even harder, my stomach hurts ;-)

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: Russ C on February 15, 2013, 07:39:57 am

 ::)  ::)  ::) My, my,my. You better hope PETA doesn't read your joke.  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: mickey357 on February 15, 2013, 09:06:37 am

Thanks, I needed that. :) :) :)

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: Keefie on February 15, 2013, 11:14:29 am

ROFLMBO  :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on February 15, 2013, 01:36:55 pm

and the moral of the story is, don't throw old transmissions into large holes.  ;D

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: king310 on February 15, 2013, 02:22:56 pm

Would that make it a Gama goat? ::) ::) ::) ::) 4 on the floor or automatic ;D ;D ;D
I am sure some will wonder what a gama goat is :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: Danny on February 15, 2013, 06:33:24 pm

I'm with Marcel....Laughed pretty hard at reading the end....Yep I will bite....
What is a Gama Goat?  Danny  :+}

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: king310 on February 15, 2013, 09:14:57 pm

Ok! here is a youtube clip. THEY BE CRAZY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWaWH7iCfg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWaWH7iCfg)

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: Marcellarius on February 16, 2013, 04:11:59 am

that's a pretty good machine!!! amazing how it goes down that hill !!!

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: rob roy on February 16, 2013, 07:05:42 am

Superb piece of kit King. I could spend a very enjoyable weekend playing with that toy. I have a Mitsubishi Pajero 4x4 I have some off road fun with. Quite a few times it's been off road UNINTENTIONALLY. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: 100 MPH GOAT
Post by: king310 on February 16, 2013, 07:14:36 am

Thats because you drive on the wrong side of the road Rob ;D