Scrollsaw Workshop Community -Please register to enable posting.

General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: slowcutter on February 13, 2013, 08:52:11 pm

Title: Didn't help
Post by: slowcutter on February 13, 2013, 08:52:11 pm

God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.

Title: Re: Didn't help
Post by: Billy in Va on February 13, 2013, 08:55:43 pm

Slowcutter  I'm sure God love you but if I were you, I'd watch my back around women  ( all fo them)

Title: Re: Didn't help
Post by: Keefie on February 14, 2013, 08:33:27 am

Sorry Slowcutter, you got it wrong, God made woman first - so he could get it right the second time!!

Billy, I think I need to watch my back too lol

Title: Re: Didn't help
Post by: Rapid Roger on February 14, 2013, 10:35:54 am

"When God made man, she was only kidding around."


That was on a post card that my daughter sent me one time.  :D

Rog

Title: Re: Didn't help
Post by: king310 on February 14, 2013, 11:11:38 am

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o