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Title: Little Johnnie COFFEE ALERT
Post by: Billy in Va on February 09, 2013, 10:48:12 am

Teacher asks the kids in class:

        What do you want to be when you grow up?

        Little Johnnie: I wanna be a billionaire, going to the

        most expensive clubs, take the best b!?$h,

        give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,

        an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris,

        a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card

        and to make love to her three times a day.

        The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do

        with the bad behavior of the child, decides

        not to give importance to what he said and then

        continues the lesson . .

        So Nancy,what do you want to be when you grow up?

        I wanna be Little Johnnies b!?$h!

Title: Re: Little Johnnie COFFEE ALERT
Post by: Marcellarius on February 10, 2013, 12:09:18 pm

LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie COFFEE ALERT
Post by: king310 on February 10, 2013, 12:43:31 pm

so who would be politically correct Johnnie the capitalist. The teacher the Liberal or Nancy the occupier who wants free stuff?

I still like lil johnie he is my hero. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie COFFEE ALERT
Post by: Keefie on February 10, 2013, 01:22:52 pm

 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie COFFEE ALERT
Post by: newfie on February 10, 2013, 03:05:23 pm

LMFAO  :D ;D :D ;D ;D