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Title: I'm Shocked
Post by: Chase on June 12, 2010, 07:21:11 pm
I'm shocked, SHOCKED!!! do you hear.

First, after I asked so nicely, for you females not to read my post.  It was only a test, but I asked.  Now, What to do?  What to do?

As most of you know I am an adjunct professor at our local community college.  I teach a graduate course called :"Understanding Women 101."  As part of my class, and at considerable personal sacrifice, I did the below diagram, Understanding Women.  That's me at the front.

You people have just voided all my research.  Now I have to start over.  

Woe is me.

Oh well, here is the old, and outdated diagram on how to understand women.  Stay tuned for the updated version.

Thanks a lot ladies.  NOT

Chase

Click on the diagram to expand.



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Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: dgman on June 12, 2010, 07:34:30 pm
Man o man Chase, with all those calculations and you still don't understand women, how in heck are we supposed to? :o
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: Rapid Roger on June 12, 2010, 08:22:42 pm
Man, yo gonna need a new step ladder and nother case o chalk if yo gonna do that all over agin!!! :o
My wannano is WHY??   ::) They jus gonna change de rules agin anyway!  >:(


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Rog
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: ufgator on June 12, 2010, 08:24:48 pm
I took a similar course (5 times), been married 47 years, raised 1 Daughter and have 3 Grand Daughters and still not close to understanding women. Had to give up trying or go insane. Better to just enjoy them than to understand them.

Happy Scrolling
     Bill



Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: GrayBeard on June 12, 2010, 08:26:07 pm
I have a diagram that shows the relative positions of the male and female BRAIN!

It is, however, not something the owner/moderators would tolerate me exposing to the general populace.

If you care to see this 'astounding illustration' you will have to send me a PM with your email address and I will arrange to get a copy to you for your research!

~~~GrayBeadd~~~
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: chief on June 13, 2010, 12:25:43 am
I just don't understand how all you guys that have been married for over 20 years and have grand kids dont understand woman.  I am on my second wife, total between both marriages is 14 years.  I will be 37 on the 15th.  I understand woman perfectly.........there is no understanding woman!!!!
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: Russ C on June 13, 2010, 07:30:15 am
Men have many problems, I agree.
Women only have two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
 :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: cornishpisky on June 13, 2010, 08:30:20 am
Very brave Russ, your treading on thin ice there my friend LOL!
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: ufgator on June 13, 2010, 08:58:25 am
Russ, that's a Very Manly statement.  I hope the women in your life will spare you to much anguish.

Bill
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: Vince on June 13, 2010, 09:25:16 am
     You don't have to understand'em, just say yes mam, then do it YOUR way. After a couple of years they will forget you did that.

My wife makes a list of the stuff in her mind, as the list gets longer she starts to forget, leaving room for more mistakes. Works for me

 LOL

Vince
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: Russ C on June 13, 2010, 09:29:37 am
I used to have that as a sign in my living room. After I got married, wife made me put it in my shop. Sign on my gate of the fence around my shop says
 "He-Man Women Haters Club"
 "No Girls Allowed"  
Remember The Little Rascals.
 :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: cherie on June 13, 2010, 10:48:16 am
Men have many problems, I agree.
Women only have two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
 :o  :o  :o

Russ...What is your wifes name again????  LOL ::)
Title: Re: I'm Shocked
Post by: GrayBeard on June 13, 2010, 10:50:48 am
I don't know about HER name but if she reads this 'forum' his will be MUD!