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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Chase on June 12, 2010, 07:21:11 pm
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I'm shocked, SHOCKED!!! do you hear.
First, after I asked so nicely, for you females not to read my post. It was only a test, but I asked. Now, What to do? What to do?
As most of you know I am an adjunct professor at our local community college. I teach a graduate course called :"Understanding Women 101." As part of my class, and at considerable personal sacrifice, I did the below diagram, Understanding Women. That's me at the front.
You people have just voided all my research. Now I have to start over.
Woe is me.
Oh well, here is the old, and outdated diagram on how to understand women. Stay tuned for the updated version.
Thanks a lot ladies. NOT
Chase
Click on the diagram to expand.
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Man o man Chase, with all those calculations and you still don't understand women, how in heck are we supposed to? :o
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Man, yo gonna need a new step ladder and nother case o chalk if yo gonna do that all over agin!!! :o
My wannano is WHY?? ::) They jus gonna change de rules agin anyway! >:(
;D ;D ;D ;D
Rog
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I took a similar course (5 times), been married 47 years, raised 1 Daughter and have 3 Grand Daughters and still not close to understanding women. Had to give up trying or go insane. Better to just enjoy them than to understand them.
Happy Scrolling
Bill
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I have a diagram that shows the relative positions of the male and female BRAIN!
It is, however, not something the owner/moderators would tolerate me exposing to the general populace.
If you care to see this 'astounding illustration' you will have to send me a PM with your email address and I will arrange to get a copy to you for your research!
~~~GrayBeadd~~~
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I just don't understand how all you guys that have been married for over 20 years and have grand kids dont understand woman. I am on my second wife, total between both marriages is 14 years. I will be 37 on the 15th. I understand woman perfectly.........there is no understanding woman!!!!
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Men have many problems, I agree.
Women only have two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
:o :o :o
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Very brave Russ, your treading on thin ice there my friend LOL!
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Russ, that's a Very Manly statement. I hope the women in your life will spare you to much anguish.
Bill
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You don't have to understand'em, just say yes mam, then do it YOUR way. After a couple of years they will forget you did that.
My wife makes a list of the stuff in her mind, as the list gets longer she starts to forget, leaving room for more mistakes. Works for me
LOL
Vince
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I used to have that as a sign in my living room. After I got married, wife made me put it in my shop. Sign on my gate of the fence around my shop says
"He-Man Women Haters Club"
"No Girls Allowed"
Remember The Little Rascals.
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Men have many problems, I agree.
Women only have two.
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
:o :o :o
Russ...What is your wifes name again???? LOL ::)
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I don't know about HER name but if she reads this 'forum' his will be MUD!