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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: woodtinkergary on February 08, 2013, 09:46:01 pm
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Seems a guy had informed his hunting buddies that he wouldn?t be able to hunt elk this year. Times were tough and the dear wife had put a firm kibosh on the trip.
Yet, miraculously, the hen-pecked husband showed up in elk camp late in the evening before opening day. Everyone was thrilled.
?How did you manage to pull this off,? his friends wanted to know.
?Well,? reported the last-minute elk hunter. ?I was sulking around the house feeling really low and my wife finally took notice. She disappeared into the bedroom. Then waltzed out a few minutes later wearing the smallest negligee I?ve ever seen. Then she explained that she felt bad that I couldn?t go elk hunting and suggested that I tie her up and do anything I wanted.?
?I ran for a rope and here I am!?
A Wisconsin winter statistic
98% OF AMERICANS SAY "OH S***" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM WISCONSIN AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."
wtg
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As a fellow Wisconsonite I resemble that remark ::)
Pete
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A man after my own heart, he certainly got his priorities right. (just dont let the girlfriend see the post lol) :D :D :D
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very funny!! :D ;D :D