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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: woodtinkergary on February 08, 2013, 08:40:11 pm
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A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.
The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.
The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.
The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
But what I'd really like to know . . .
Is what tells each one where to go!
Husband asks:
"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies:
" No,......
It means:
W ith
I diot
F or
E ver !!!"
wtg
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[quote author=woodtinkergary link=topic=12873.msg121520#msg121520 date=13603740
'A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
wtg
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"GROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAN"........AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
that was good one
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I've never seen you here before but as a newbie you're gonna fit right in :D :D
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with jokes like that you fit in already lol ;D ;D ;D
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LOL :D
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Encased you hadn't guessed we LOVE jokes especially funny ones. LOVED THEM :D :D :D :D
Marg