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Title: Don't Mess with Old Ladies
Post by: Billy in Va on February 08, 2013, 08:54:57 am

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

Title: Re: Don't Mess with Old Ladies
Post by: Keefie on February 08, 2013, 08:58:50 am

thats so true lol :D :D :D

Title: Re: Don't Mess with Old Ladies
Post by: Marcellarius on February 08, 2013, 09:47:20 am

LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: Don't Mess with Old Ladies
Post by: newfie on February 08, 2013, 09:51:14 am

 :D ;D ;D LoL

Title: Re: Don't Mess with Old Ladies
Post by: Rapid Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:12:55 am

When my wife turned 40 I told her that I was going to trade her in for two 20 year old's.
She told me that I wasn't wired for 220.
She was right.

Rog

Title: Re: Don't Mess with Old Ladies
Post by: wombatie on February 09, 2013, 05:37:59 am

That's my type of lady.   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg