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Title: The "Invasion"......
Post by: GrayBeard on February 06, 2013, 10:07:15 pm
   A US Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat heading for California. The Captain gets on the loud speaker and shouts, " Ahoy, small craft, where are you headed "?

  One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up and shouts, " We are invading the United State of America to reclaim the territory stolen by the USA in the 1800's "! 

 The entire crew of the destroyer breaks out in laughter and when the captain is finally able to catch his breath, he get back on the horn and asks, " Just the four of you "?   

The Mexican stands up again an shouts, No, we're the last four, the rest are already there "! 
Title: Re: The "Invasion"......
Post by: king310 on February 06, 2013, 10:14:39 pm
Yeah! and India is waiting in the wings to take it from them. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The "Invasion"......
Post by: rob roy on February 07, 2013, 09:22:04 am
Ha Ha, the UK has a similar problem with the Falkland islands.  :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.