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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on February 05, 2013, 07:12:29 pm

Title: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on February 05, 2013, 07:12:29 pm

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement
 
That when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly
 
Realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man
 
Next to him, he complained, "I forgot my teeth, what am I going
 
To do now!?"
 
The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and
 
Pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
 
The speaker tried them on. "Too loose," he said. The man then
 
Said, "I have another pair -- try these."
 
The speaker tried them on and responded, "Too tight."
 
The man was not taken back at all.
 
He said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
 
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that, he ate
 
His meal and gave his speech.
 
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went to thank
 
The man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming
 
To my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good
 
Dentist."
 
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: newfie on February 05, 2013, 07:46:53 pm

LOL ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: Russ C on February 05, 2013, 09:10:25 pm

 :o  :o  :o  LMBO for real.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: wombatie on February 06, 2013, 01:06:37 am

 :o :o :o :o :o :o   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: Marcellarius on February 06, 2013, 04:41:56 am

really funny  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: rob roy on February 06, 2013, 07:30:48 am

That was a good one Clyde. ""DEAD"" funny, spit out the coffee stuff.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: Keefie on February 06, 2013, 07:49:50 am

I took your advive and put down the coffee - glad I did lol  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: king310 on February 06, 2013, 12:38:42 pm

cdrover here is the info you wanted ;D ;D ;D. I am shure you can help out.
http://canadian-waste-recycling-expo-us.messefrankfurt.com/montreal/en/for_attendees/welcome.html (http://canadian-waste-recycling-expo-us.messefrankfurt.com/montreal/en/for_attendees/welcome.html)