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Title: OOOOPPP's
Post by: ChuckD on February 04, 2013, 04:52:22 pm

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
 She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
 

 
 

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: rob roy on February 04, 2013, 05:37:52 pm

Hi Chuck, Please Lord help me to know when to keep my big mouth shut. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: Keefie on February 04, 2013, 05:58:24 pm

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D love it.

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on February 04, 2013, 06:00:46 pm

A good old teacher joke,  As a teacher I can appreciate that one. I came up with a rather unique comment that teachers can use when reporting to parents at progress time. This is all done electronically and comments are given numbers, the teacher attact an appropriate comment from a bank of comments to reflect how the student is doing. For example number 10 could be,,  " childs name" is doing well with the concepts presented to date in this course or number 35 could be , " congratulations of the outstanding effort" . My comment, that was not accepted by administration, I might add was. "Your child's lack progress is directly related to a shrinking gene pool". Now what is wrong with that as a comment?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: king310 on February 04, 2013, 08:07:04 pm

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: Billy in Va on February 04, 2013, 08:27:19 pm

Those are great!!!!!!

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: Russ C on February 04, 2013, 09:06:45 pm

 :o  :o  :o  LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: newfie on February 04, 2013, 10:27:25 pm

LMAO  ;D

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: wombatie on February 05, 2013, 01:00:42 am

ROFLMBO.      LOVE IT  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: OOOOPPP's
Post by: yyyyyguy on February 05, 2013, 01:06:13 pm

That is what my kids call "TMI"