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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on January 29, 2013, 03:05:20 am
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Well I'm here to tell you, all you Arizona men and girls too Don't ever stop ranching!
And don't leave Arizona, I've gone plum to pot (old saying, has nothing to do with the weed!) after leaving and it darn near killed me already not to mention playing hob with my love life. ROFLMAO
Yup I'm still vertical !
Gabby
Arizona Men
An 80-year-old rancher from Arizona goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'
'I'm from Arizona and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the old guy, and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a shot of whiskey and all is well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?'
'Who said my Father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old cowboy. 'In fact he worked and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Arizona rancher and he hunts and fishes too!'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting Married!!...? Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?
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:o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D Still got lead in his pencil. LOL
Marg
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LOL ;D :D ;D
guess that's a real senior..... ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D rofl
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So THAT'S the TRUE story of your recent stay in hospital,Gabby. You had us all fooled, you were getting your pencil re-leaded. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
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I must of lead a sheltered life. What is plum pot? and does it grow on trees? ;D ;D ;D
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Yup, plum pot trees King, ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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I am moving to Arizona. Is there any ocean front property to buy??
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Rover that is only a little left and that is why its so expensive. I think Rob Roy is the real estate agent on call!
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Plum Pot Tree A plum dried is a prune and it mixes with the weed. Have a couple and you will Go where no man has gone before!
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Many years ago I had a university prof that when doing the roll call would call for Rover. He was at this for about three weeks when I finally told him to add a D before the r , ;D ;D But I don't mind I have been called many things beside my name. As long as they do not call me too late for breakfast I am good. ;D ;D
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I thought those were raisins billy. So those are prunes my wife has been putting in my ceral in the morning.
HHHHmmmmmmmm I wondered why she had stopped telling me I was full of it.
I never made the connection!!! ::) ::)
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Eat enough Prunes King and you'll get a GOOD RUN for your money. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy
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Drover Please accept my apologies and to repentI give you this pan of plum pot brownies.
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He billy does that come with Funyuns? Like 3 or 4 bags ;D
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What can I say...after all I am one of them rare third generation Arizonans. Great grandfather settled here before AZ became a state. He settled in up north. He was kind of a miserly old man. He dropped a penny out on the ranch. Spent a few weeks digging some big old hole trying to find it. Then he felt bad about making such a hole so he diverted the Colorado river trying to fill it up. Well, the rest is just history. But seriously, it takes a special breed to live out here on the desert.
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So THAT'S the TRUE story of your recent stay in hospital,Gabby. You had us all fooled, you were getting your pencil re-leaded. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
I wish.
Gabby
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I must of lead a sheltered life. What is plum pot? and does it grow on trees? ;D ;D ;D
That is supposed to read "plumb to pot". Kind of going to seed or growing a big pot belly which is what I've done. :'(
Sheesh I have to explain everything sort of takes the fun out of it.
G
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I am moving to Arizona. Is there any ocean front property to buy??
I think I have a few acres left, cheap!
Gabby
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What can I say...after all I am one of them rare third generation Arizonans. Great grandfather settled here before AZ became a state. He settled in up north. He was kind of a miserly old man. He dropped a penny out on the ranch. Spent a few weeks digging some big old hole trying to find it. Then he felt bad about making such a hole so he diverted the Colorado river trying to fill it up. Well, the rest is just history. But seriously, it takes a special breed to live out here on the desert.
As we say in Arizoney, I'm sure glad I've got muh boots on, it's a getting a bit deep!
Troy are you sure you don't want to kiss a mule's 4$$?
;D ;D ;D
Gabby
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Gabby Most times we see what we want to see in a post or reply. Just like in yours a couple back - All I saw was that you have some pot seed.
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Billy you and Gabby were wrong. Plum pot does not grow on trees! I found out how to make it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLuQOMY21AY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLuQOMY21AY) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The musician in that video must have had a little of that plum pot!!!!!
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Damn I knew better than to mention plumb and pot in the same sentence, look where it lead to! ;D
Gabby