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Title: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on January 25, 2013, 12:33:16 pm
          IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
 

             1) You can't count your hair.
            2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
            3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. 

            Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
           
Ten (10) Things I know about you:
            1) You are reading this.
            2) You are human.
            3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
            4) You just attempted to do it.
            6) You are laughing at yourself.
            7) You have a smile on your face, and you skipped No. 5.
            8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
            9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person everyone does
            It too.
            10) You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it.
           
You have received this because I didn't want to be alone in the Idiot category.
 
Have a great Day!!!!
 
Laugh, and then Laugh and sing. It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

            "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.?

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: king310 on January 25, 2013, 08:27:38 pm
Is my web cam on?  hello! ...........Hello?.....................all I get is a test pattern
Title: Re: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: Billy in Va on January 25, 2013, 09:27:38 pm
3 You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
I cant say anything without separating my lips... If you keep you lipt together isnt that called  humming?
Title: Re: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: king310 on January 25, 2013, 09:40:24 pm
Thats ok billy rob can't either. He can spit pretty far with out those teeth :o
Title: Re: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: wombatie on January 27, 2013, 01:10:12 am
Oh I loved that and I did everyone of them.   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: newfie on January 27, 2013, 08:31:16 am
LOL
Title: Re: Impossibilities!!!
Post by: Al W on January 27, 2013, 09:22:59 am
 :D :D :D