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Title: Medical exam.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on January 17, 2013, 08:12:06 pm
Medical examination..........
 While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady started taking off her panties.....
 Doctor, stopping her: "NO! NO! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue."   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Medical exam.
Post by: king310 on January 17, 2013, 08:48:06 pm
Cdrover I went to the doctor today also. It was my annual visit were he tells me he loves me after he tells me to drop em and bend over ....................oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on January 17, 2013, 09:33:23 pm
Is that the new prostate test where you lean over the table and the dr places his hands on your shoulders and asks if that is alright.
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Post by: wombatie on January 18, 2013, 01:03:40 am
  :o :o :o :o:D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
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Post by: Marcellarius on January 18, 2013, 03:46:54 am
hahaha, didn't  see that coming. LOL
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Post by: Keefie on January 18, 2013, 05:01:37 am
Nor did HE lol  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: king310 on January 18, 2013, 05:46:22 am
Yes Cdrover!!!! I still have a twinkle in my eyes this morning ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on January 18, 2013, 06:14:01 am
I have had that exam so often I am gone "digital" ;D ;D
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Post by: rob roy on January 18, 2013, 01:25:29 pm
Hi Clyde I've had the privilege of that examination. Followed by a camera in the other end. I can assure you it aint no place for a camera, no matter how pretty the pictures are!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy
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Post by: Keefie on January 18, 2013, 02:34:28 pm
Rob, you ought to know it's not the camera you need to worry about, it's that damn TRIPOD that hurts !!!!!!!
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Post by: alien11 on January 18, 2013, 05:53:02 pm
Rob, you ought to know it's not the camera you need to worry about, it's that damn TRIPOD that hurts !!!!!!!

That is hilarious - thank you!

After one of those over the table exam, the dr. said I have the prostrate of a 40 year old. I said, "I hope he doesn't miss it."
Title: Re: Medical exam.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on January 18, 2013, 06:13:30 pm
And you are...........30 right??
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Post by: king310 on January 18, 2013, 06:37:52 pm
What bothers me is the nurses laughing when I leave!!!
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Post by: Keefie on January 18, 2013, 06:51:41 pm
The nurses only laugh when they see the feet of the tripod hanging out lol
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Post by: rob roy on January 19, 2013, 06:15:50 am
Hi guys, I was pretty tee'd off with my photography session as the guy with camera was one of MY CUSTOMERS.!!!!!!!. I think he is still laughing. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy.
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Post by: alien11 on January 19, 2013, 10:50:28 am
And you are...........30 right??


Close. At the time I was 66.

A friend of mine was offered the opportunity to watch the monitor as he was undergoing the video procedure. He declined saying that he'd catch it on the re-runs.

Did anyone see the Bill Cosby skit where he visits the rear admiral (otherwise known as a proctologist)? At one time it was on YouTube, but I haven't been able to find it recently.
Title: Re: Medical exam.
Post by: ChuckD on January 19, 2013, 03:24:28 pm
When the Doctor finished that exam the last time I told him the next time he was going to have to buy me dinner and a show first.  The nurses thought that was funny.  :):)
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Post by: king310 on January 19, 2013, 08:26:09 pm
Boy it is rough in here!!!! A guy bends down to pick up a pen blank by the time he stands back up he is engaged to someone named big Bruce and he has photos to prove it........... :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Post by: dgman on January 19, 2013, 09:45:56 pm
Boy it is rough in here!!!! A guy bends down to pick up a pen blank by the time he stands back up he is engaged to someone named big Bruce and he has photos to prove it........... :P :P :P :P :P :P
Something you trying to tell us King?
Title: Re: Medical exam.
Post by: king310 on January 19, 2013, 09:56:01 pm
it all those years working at the bid house ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: rob roy on January 20, 2013, 07:21:36 am
Hi guys, should have mentioned my camera episode was at the FRONT end and I too was asked if I wanted to watch the video, of course I declined, as High Definition provided TOO MUCH INFORMATION. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o.
Rob Roy.