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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Billy in Va on January 10, 2013, 01:00:57 pm
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John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied,
'They're as clean as cold water can get 'em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon,
John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving,
his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'
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lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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yuuuk. That is worst than the old lady and the chocholate covered almounds. She liked the chocholate but not the almounds. ;D ;D
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:D :D :D :D :DThat could end so badly so many different ways...... ::)
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:D :D :D :D :D :o
Marg
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We used to have a miniature Schnauzer that would lick the plates clean after a meal...
I nicknamed her, "Gretl, the Pre-Wash Cycle"!
~~~GB~~~
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My dog loves to lick my syrup plates after wafles. She looks forward to it every morning.
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We give one of the dogs here leftovers in the summer when we are renting boats and he has learned to put his foot on the paper plate to keep it from moving. And they are refereed to as dumb animals NOT
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LOL, didn't see that coming. ;D :D ;D