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Title: The Haircut
Post by: Billy in Va on January 07, 2013, 08:52:11 am

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of The Senate came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of The Senate was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of The

Senate lined up waiting for a free haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of a country and the politicians who run it.

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: countryscroller on January 07, 2013, 09:35:35 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: chelcass on January 07, 2013, 09:50:51 am

Ain't that the truth!!

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: yyyyyguy on January 07, 2013, 09:54:33 am

Hope you don't mind Billy, I put that on my FB page   :D

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: Billy in Va on January 07, 2013, 11:52:29 am

WiseGuy, its going on myFB sometime this evening too

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: Marcellarius on January 07, 2013, 12:34:00 pm

LOL!!!!

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: king310 on January 07, 2013, 10:48:51 pm

 :D :D :D :D :D They must be the ones who did't jump off the cliff.

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: Billy in Va on January 08, 2013, 08:13:23 am

The cliff is still there and we can invite them to go hiking!

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: wombatie on January 09, 2013, 12:34:40 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  Politicians are the same no matter what the country.

Marg

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: Billy in Va on January 09, 2013, 09:28:25 am

Amen Marg!!!  they are a race unto themselves. I we could just gather them all and put them somewhere the problem would be solved.  With all the back stabbing they would eliminate themselves quickly.  Trouble is  no country wants them :(

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: Keefie on January 09, 2013, 06:26:12 pm

Billy, If I found a country that wants them I would give them all of ours before you got the chance to dump all yours lol  ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: The Haircut
Post by: Billy in Va on January 10, 2013, 08:24:05 am

Thought about sending them to the moon  (with Alice)  but I really don't have anything against the moon  ( or Alice)