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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on December 21, 2012, 11:08:21 am

Title: Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)
Post by: GrayBeard on December 21, 2012, 11:08:21 am

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no s%$# Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!!!

Title: Re: Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)
Post by: Keefie on December 21, 2012, 11:12:01 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it lol

Title: Re: Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)
Post by: dirtrider73068 on December 21, 2012, 11:42:03 am

That is great I love it.

Title: Re: Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)
Post by: chelcass on December 21, 2012, 12:15:12 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D so this is where the virgins come in!!!!

Title: Re: Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)
Post by: yyyyyguy on December 21, 2012, 01:10:47 pm

GrayBeard, you need to put out a coffee eruption alert before you post these, (as I'm wiping off my keyboard)  Pete

Title: Re: Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)
Post by: wombatie on December 22, 2012, 01:58:47 am

I hope no terrorists read these posts they will go out and commit suicide.    :D :D :D :D

Marg