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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: king310 on December 16, 2012, 05:09:12 pm
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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere
around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I
would get it for you one day".
His wife said crying, "yes I remember that jewelry store".
He said, "well I'm in the bar next to it."
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I was sitting next to him when his wife came in. The EMT's said his injury's were not life threatening but, he didn't look too good to me. :( :P
Rog
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Hopefully he had been there long enought that he didn't feel a thing
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Hi King 310, That's a Scottish trick. The bruises are gone, but I've still got the walking frame. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.
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I know how you feel. I have a walker, crutch's and a cane. It all depends how the day starts. AND THAT DEPENDS IF YOU UPSET YOUR WIFE BEFORE YOU FEEL ASLEEP! ;D
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Hi King, If I upset the wife before going to sleep I doubt very much I would wake up again. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
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My wife just looks at me & says you gotta sleep some time.
Now shut-up & eat the mushrooms.
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HI Slow cutter, I'm not allowed to eat in bed. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.