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Title: Christmas Golf
Post by: Billy in Va on December 12, 2012, 08:43:24 am
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, ?Let?s do it!   We?ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.? 
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.   The first guy says, ?Boy this game cost me a fortune!   I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can?t take her eyes off it.?
The second guy says, ?I spent a ton, too.   My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her.   She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.?

The third guy says ?Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.?

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.   ?I can?t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.   I slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well babe, Merry Christmas!   It?s a great morning for sex or golf."   And she said, ?Take a sweater.?







Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: Keefie on December 12, 2012, 08:44:37 am
LMBO  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on December 12, 2012, 09:14:41 am
Had to send it to the golf buddies, thanks ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: newfie on December 12, 2012, 09:27:50 am
LOL good one
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: rob roy on December 12, 2012, 09:34:25 am
Hi Billy, my wife hasn't laughed so much for a while. Thanks for putting a smile on her face and a tear in her eye (with laughing).  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: BilltheDiver on December 12, 2012, 09:46:49 am
I forwarded this one to my older brother who is a golfer.
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: chelcass on December 12, 2012, 10:00:43 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: Marcellarius on December 12, 2012, 12:58:01 pm
hahaha, so simple.....  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: wombatie on December 13, 2012, 12:18:04 am
Billy you beat me to it, I was just about to post the same joke.  :D :D :D :D  Best man won.  :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: Christmas Golf
Post by: stipes on December 13, 2012, 12:25:50 pm
I can relate to that one! LOL!!!