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Title: Girls' Night Out
Post by: Dan26 on December 09, 2012, 06:52:49 pm

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. They were drunk, walking home, and they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
 One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
 The other friend didn't want to ruin her panties, but she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it.
 They went home and the next day one of the women's husbands called the other and said, "These girls' nights have got to stop! My wife came home with no panties!!"
 "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....
 "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"

Title: Re: Girls' Night Out
Post by: Keefie on December 09, 2012, 06:57:59 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D good one

Title: Re: Girls' Night Out
Post by: wombatie on December 10, 2012, 06:08:03 am

ROFLMBO   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg

Title: Re: Girls' Night Out
Post by: Russ C on December 10, 2012, 08:18:24 am

 ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Girls' Night Out
Post by: Marcellarius on December 10, 2012, 10:36:20 am

LOL ;D

Title: Re: Girls' Night Out
Post by: king310 on December 10, 2012, 09:00:10 pm

 ;D ;D :D :D ;D ;D :P :P :P :P I think I know them.