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Title: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: newfie on December 08, 2012, 03:48:09 pm

Hello, is this the Police Office?
Yes. What can I do for you?'
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin'

marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and left..
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Newfies know how to get'er done

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: Keefie on December 08, 2012, 03:51:20 pm

lol loved it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: rob roy on December 08, 2012, 04:13:44 pm

Excellent Newfie,and you have the audacity to accuse us Scots of being miserable. LOL LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: chelcass on December 08, 2012, 05:38:31 pm

LOL!  Now why didn't I think of that when I had a wood burner.  With my luck they would have brought a drug sniffing dog and he would have done was pee on it........................ ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: Billy in Va on December 08, 2012, 05:51:23 pm

Psssssssst  don't tell anyone but that is how I get my garden plowed every spring.

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: Russ C on December 08, 2012, 07:39:34 pm

 ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  :)  :)  :)

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on December 09, 2012, 07:06:48 pm

Good one Todd.

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: wombatie on December 10, 2012, 06:18:28 am

 :D  :D :D :D :D :D :D love it.

Marg

Title: Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
Post by: Marcellarius on December 10, 2012, 01:25:49 pm

great one, thanks for the laugh!