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Title: Husband Shopping
Post by: Crabbyboater on December 03, 2012, 03:39:38 pm
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."
Title: Re: Husband Shopping
Post by: yyyyyguy on December 03, 2012, 03:58:10 pm
what's funny about that? that is exactly what she asked for ::)
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Post by: rob roy on December 03, 2012, 04:53:13 pm
Hey Crabbyboater, that's exactly what I would have done. And suffered the consequences LOL.
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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on December 03, 2012, 05:25:54 pm
The literal intrepretation. That is my story too. ;D ;D
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Post by: Judy Hunter on December 03, 2012, 08:07:09 pm
I had to re-read it to get it  ::)  I may be thin and gorgous but not very bright HA! :D
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Post by: Marcellarius on December 04, 2012, 02:39:31 am
OOhh Yeah...  ;D :D ;D

love it!
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Post by: Gabby on December 04, 2012, 04:26:43 am
Quote from: Marcellarius on December 04, 2012, 02:39:31 am
OOhh Yeah...  ;D :D ;D

love it!

You are talking about the thin and gorgeous part right?   LOL
Gabby
Title: Re: Husband Shopping
Post by: canadasgall on December 04, 2012, 05:51:38 am
must be related to my hubby. i make him a list and he forgets it, and just tries to guess what was on it
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Post by: julief on December 04, 2012, 05:57:30 am
You could have easily started that joke with "Julie asked her husband to go to the store"!
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Post by: GrayBeard on December 04, 2012, 10:28:13 am
The guy must have been a Tech Manual Writer!

He followed the instructions to the letter!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Husband Shopping
Post by: wombatie on December 05, 2012, 06:09:22 am
Took me a couple of reads too before I got it and thought 'Typical male'   :D :D :D

Marg