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Title: Country girl :)
Post by: Judy Hunter on November 29, 2012, 10:30:40 am

John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was
made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how
the bull was doing. John complained that the bull just feasted on his best
pasture and wouldn't even look at a cow. The Banker suggested that he have
a veterinarian take a look at the bull.

Next week, the Banker returned to see if the vet had helped. John really
looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke
through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just
about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

"Wow," said The Banker , "what did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied John.

"What kind of pills?" asked The Banker.

"I don't know, but they taste like peppermint."

Title: Re: Country girl :)
Post by: Billy in Va on November 29, 2012, 11:06:52 am

You wouldn't happen to have the name of the vet handy would you?

Title: Re: Country girl :)
Post by: Keefie on November 29, 2012, 11:38:30 am

Mine are little blue ones lol

Title: Re: Country girl :)
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on November 29, 2012, 03:45:45 pm

Mine are yellow with no taste at all   ;D ;D

Title: Re: Country girl :)
Post by: rob roy on November 29, 2012, 06:11:31 pm

Hey Judy, I've got pink ones, orange ones and white ones and none of them B***DY work.
 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Country girl :)
Post by: wombatie on November 30, 2012, 01:04:45 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D For Judy

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D For the answers

Marg

Title: Re: Country girl :)
Post by: Russ C on November 30, 2012, 10:38:00 am

 ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  :D  :D  :D