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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: slowcutter on November 28, 2012, 01:23:46 pm
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
10 Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it
too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the Idiot
category.
Walk With God
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I can breath perfectly fine with my tongue out.
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You cant stick your tounge out without separating you lips either!
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You can't touch you left elbow with you left hand or your right elbow with your right hand. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy.
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OK what happened to #8 ::)
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You cant stick your tounge out without separating you lips either!
I can....I can stick my tongue out my nose.....lol Just Kidding. But made you think for a second.