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Title: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 26, 2012, 05:24:10 pm
If something is neither here nor there, where the h**l is it.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: not here
Post by: Judy Hunter on November 26, 2012, 05:25:33 pm
 :D GREAT question!!!!
Title: Re: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 26, 2012, 06:06:52 pm
Hi Judy, I was kinda hoping you might have an answer to that one. :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: not here
Post by: Keefie on November 26, 2012, 06:09:58 pm
you could go nuts trying to work that one out Rob - where's that squirrel got to ??? ;D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: not here
Post by: dgman on November 26, 2012, 07:13:21 pm
It's nowhere Roy!
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Post by: Billy in Va on November 26, 2012, 07:29:31 pm
If its nowhere it is also now here
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Post by: Judy Hunter on November 26, 2012, 07:58:30 pm
AH-HA!! I figured it out!  If it is neither here nor there.....I must be between :D
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Post by: Al W on November 26, 2012, 10:30:47 pm
Betwixt where Judy?
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Post by: troy_curtis on November 26, 2012, 10:32:26 pm
No where does not exist, but somewhere does. So it is somewhere that is neither here nor there.
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Post by: wombatie on November 27, 2012, 12:55:18 am
No its defiantly not here, are you sure you don't have it??????????????

Marg
Title: Re: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 27, 2012, 06:53:58 am
Hello everyone, Oooooooooohhh, ever been sorry you asked a question. At 67 years I can get confused but now I've read the answers I don't know whether I'm coming or going. Now there's another question. If i'm not coming or going where,.............. AAAAAAhhh forget it!!!!!!!!.LOL
Title: Re: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 27, 2012, 07:27:20 am
By the way Keefie what the squirrel did with my nuts has absolutely nothing what so ever to do with you. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: not here
Post by: dgman on November 27, 2012, 10:08:42 am
No where does not exist, but somewhere does. So it is somewhere that is neither here nor there.
It appearers you are not a true believer Troy! ::)
Title: Re: not here
Post by: Russ C on November 27, 2012, 10:15:18 am
If something is neither here nor there, where the h**l is it.
Rob Roy.

You are standing on top of it. LOL   ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 27, 2012, 10:56:16 am
Thanks Russ, I think that's the answer I was looking for. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: not here
Post by: Judy Hunter on November 27, 2012, 11:03:12 am
 :D And we are supposedly all intelligent adults HA!! :D
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Post by: rob roy on November 27, 2012, 12:04:51 pm
Hi Judy, you're right but it's FUN  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: not here
Post by: BilltheDiver on November 27, 2012, 02:54:58 pm
I suppose if you're neither coming nor going then you must be static.  As to the other, here and there are only two places so the answer is anywhere else.

Here's a fun question to puzzle a child with:  If you take a light bulb out of its socket and turn on the electricity, why doesn't the electricity run down all over the floor?
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Post by: dgman on November 27, 2012, 03:44:17 pm
It does Bill, you just can't see it! ::)
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Post by: GrayBeard on November 27, 2012, 03:48:57 pm
Us RedNecks would say it's "over yonder"!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 27, 2012, 06:36:09 pm
Us RedNecks would say it's "over yonder"!

~~~GB~~~
So would the Irish GB. Only in a different accent LOL
Rob Roy
Title: Re: not here
Post by: Russ C on November 27, 2012, 07:09:50 pm
@BilltheDiver

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a spokesman from the Labs, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light.  8)
Title: Re: not here
Post by: BilltheDiver on November 28, 2012, 09:57:05 am
Russ, so does that mean if I die I should head towards the dark and away from the light?   :-\
Title: Re: not here
Post by: rob roy on November 28, 2012, 01:17:44 pm
So much for heading for the light at the end of the tunnel Russ.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy.