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Title: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: Billy in Va on November 24, 2012, 05:21:20 pm

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied...

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'

Title: Re: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: Joleet on November 24, 2012, 05:39:15 pm

 LMAO :D :D :D

Title: Re: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: Keefie on November 24, 2012, 05:45:54 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LMBO

Title: Re: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: rob roy on November 24, 2012, 07:00:51 pm

Good one Billy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: Russ C on November 24, 2012, 07:50:35 pm

Really!   :D  :D  :D  LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: newfie on November 24, 2012, 08:21:21 pm

 :DLOL ;D

Title: Re: Babys First Doctor Visit
Post by: wombatie on November 25, 2012, 04:39:02 am

ROFLMBO    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg