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Title: Man down in aisle 5
Post by: wombatie on November 15, 2012, 11:41:23 pm

A  husband and wife are shopping in their local  Woolworths
The husband picks up a case of  Fosters beer  and puts  it in their trolley.
'What do you think  you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on  sale, only $20  for 24  cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't  afford them'   demands  the wife, and so they carry on  shopping.

A few  aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40  jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the  husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me  look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her  husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Fosters and  it's half the price.'

He never knew what hit  him.


Marg

Title: Re: Man down in aisle 5
Post by: rob roy on November 16, 2012, 06:47:30 am

A couple of whiskies does it for me Marg. Hope the missus doesn't see this or it could get dark early today!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy

Title: Re: Man down in aisle 5
Post by: Russ C on November 16, 2012, 07:08:27 am

  :D  :D  :D  LMBO   :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Man down in aisle 5
Post by: newfie on November 16, 2012, 07:12:32 am

LOL ;D ;D

Title: Re: Man down in aisle 5
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on November 16, 2012, 03:15:19 pm

good one.