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Title: Mother in Law
Post by: Billy in Va on November 13, 2012, 08:31:49 am

A young guy's walking down the street when he sees an enormous funeral procession just ahead, led by an older man with a Doberman on a leash.

"Hey, what's goin' on here?" the young guy asks.

"Oh, it's my mother-in-law's funeral," says the guy with the Doberman. "The dog here killed her."

"Oh, wow!" says the young guy. "Can I borrow the dog?"

The older man waves a hand at the procession and says, "Get in line!"

Title: Re: Mother in Law
Post by: Keefie on November 13, 2012, 08:38:12 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D can I join the queue ?????

Title: Re: Mother in Law
Post by: wombatie on November 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am

Another oldie but goodie.

Marg