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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 12, 2012, 09:29:01 pm

Title: OOOOPS!!!!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on November 12, 2012, 09:29:01 pm

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uh..... Is this 832-4821?"

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Post by: Russ C on November 13, 2012, 07:17:12 am

 ::)  ::)  ::) LMBO  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: Keefie on November 13, 2012, 08:03:26 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D thats it - no more coffee for me while reading these lol, got to clean up the monitor again now lol

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Post by: wombatie on November 14, 2012, 12:23:39 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D  Good one.

Marg

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Post by: Marcellarius on November 14, 2012, 12:42:05 pm

.....sorry wrong number,  LOL. LOL.  ;D

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Post by: dgman on November 14, 2012, 03:35:28 pm

NEVERMIND!!!! :o :o

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Post by: king310 on November 14, 2012, 09:32:44 pm

ROFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D