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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mainewoods on November 12, 2012, 09:03:40 pm

Title: Take your time...
Post by: Mainewoods on November 12, 2012, 09:03:40 pm

A man and a woman meet in a bar.
They instantly hit it off and each expresses their attraction to the other. 
After a few more drinks, they decide they can't wait any longer, and sneak off to the parking lot for a quikie in his car.
Aftwards, while they are straightening up to return to the bar, the man says, "If I'd known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!"
The woman replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

Title: Re: Take your time...
Post by: dgman on November 12, 2012, 09:37:58 pm

 :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: Take your time...
Post by: Keefie on November 13, 2012, 08:05:26 am

LMBO  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Take your time...
Post by: Judy Hunter on November 13, 2012, 11:54:26 am

 :D  ;D  :D  :D
GOOD ONE... STILL LAUGHING.

Title: Re: Take your time...
Post by: newfie on November 13, 2012, 03:57:49 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Take your time...
Post by: rob roy on November 13, 2012, 04:57:33 pm

LMBO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Take your time...
Post by: wombatie on November 14, 2012, 12:26:54 am

 :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;)  Oh I do like that one.

Marg