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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Dan26 on November 11, 2012, 09:06:11 pm

Title: Why I sleep on the couch...
Post by: Dan26 on November 11, 2012, 09:06:11 pm

My wife said she couldn't live without me. She said I can't depart this world before she does. I said, "I can arrange that!" Now I sleep on the couch.

Title: Re: Why I sleep on the couch...
Post by: wombatie on November 12, 2012, 05:08:48 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D very funny

Marg

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Post by: Marcellarius on November 12, 2012, 12:17:42 pm

LOL

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Post by: Keefie on November 12, 2012, 01:11:29 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: rob roy on November 12, 2012, 03:58:36 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

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Post by: newfie on November 14, 2012, 05:39:28 pm

and thats when the fight started

Title: Re: Why I sleep on the couch...
Post by: king310 on November 14, 2012, 09:26:14 pm

Dan I thought by now you would know the difference in what women say and what they mean. Or were you hoping to sneak one buy?????
Here is a reminder for you

We need...........  I want
It's your decision.............  The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want.............  You'll pay for this later
We need to talk...............  I need to complain
Sure...go ahead..............  I don't want you to.
I'm not upset.......................  Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly..............  You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.................  Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!..............  I'm on my period.
 
Be romantic, turn out the lights.......................  I have flabby thighs.
Hang the picture there............................  No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise.............................  I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?............................  I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?.................  I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute..................  Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. 
Is my butt fat?....................  Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.................  Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?..........................  [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes........  No
No.........  No
Maybe....  No
I'm sorry.......  You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling!...........  Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D