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Title: Getting Old
Post by: rob roy on November 11, 2012, 05:17:45 am

Old is when your sweetie says "let's go upstairs and make love'" and you reply, honey, I can't do both."

Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator boots and your barefoot.

Old is when a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old is when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out your face.

Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

Old is when "getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

Old is when "getting lucky" means you can find your car in the parking lot.

Old is when an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.


                                  DISCLAIMER.
The above is not intended for anyone specific on the forum.
But if the cap fits.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: wombatie on November 11, 2012, 06:22:55 am

Oh Rob that was a good one, or should I say a good old 10.  :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: rob roy on November 11, 2012, 06:42:07 am

Hi Marg, number 4  hopefully does not apply to you  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: Russ C on November 11, 2012, 07:00:12 am

 :D  :D  :D LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: Joleet on November 11, 2012, 10:43:44 am

Boy....That's hitting awful close to home... ;)

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: dgman on November 11, 2012, 12:38:00 pm

Hey Roy, I'll tell you what old is, When a sweet young thing opens and holds the door open for you! This happened to me the other day :-[

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: newfie on November 11, 2012, 03:01:10 pm

some good one's there Roy you to Dan ;D

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: rob roy on November 11, 2012, 04:47:18 pm

Hey Dan you're lucky, the young ladies usually slam the door in my face LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: Billy in Va on November 11, 2012, 06:58:13 pm

Ah, but old is really when one of those pretty young ladies asks would you like some super sex and and you reply  I'll take the soup.

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: dgman on November 11, 2012, 09:23:30 pm

Yup, I had soup tonight :(

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: wombatie on November 12, 2012, 05:14:20 am

No RR no.4 does not apply to me.  Is no. 3 you??? Lol  :-* :-* :-* :-*

Marg

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: rob roy on November 12, 2012, 06:54:36 am

Hello Marg. I decline to answer that question as no matter which answer I give I will be open to all sorts of unprecedented abuse from you know who!!!!!. I will only admit to the ANGINA!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: Keefie on November 12, 2012, 11:44:56 am

Hi Marg, thought you might like to know Rob's pace maker doesn't open doors as his battery's flat.

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: Marcellarius on November 12, 2012, 11:59:46 am

#5, had that for a long time....   ;) 8) ::)

Title: Re: Getting Old
Post by: rob roy on November 12, 2012, 03:57:12 pm

Hi Keefie ,i've got a perfectly good battery charger but the only problem is, at my age I can't bend down far enough to plug it in.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy.