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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 06, 2010, 09:57:08 am

Title: Senior Moment!
Post by: GrayBeard on June 06, 2010, 09:57:08 am

Two elderly women were sitting outside the local coffee shop talking....

Hilda...
"Lately I have been feeling lethargic, listless and apathetic and if I stand up too quickly I get very dizzy!"

Bertha...
"My daughter tells me she has to smoke at least two joints to feel like that!"

<rimshot>

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: Rightarm on June 06, 2010, 02:00:05 pm

    I used to have to drink a pint of Jack & a 12 pk. of Bud, to get that feeling. Dave ::)

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: dgman on June 06, 2010, 02:03:44 pm

It only take one beer for me! ::)

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: jimbo on June 06, 2010, 08:34:26 pm

Yeh a big beer though same as me, I have a bottle of beer a night 1 1/2 liter bottle
Jimbo

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: dgman on June 06, 2010, 10:52:12 pm

Hey Jimbo, What kind of beer do you drink down under? I drink Corona lite. It's imported all the way from Mexico!

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: jimbo on June 07, 2010, 03:12:54 am

Make me own for home, and when at the club drink the cheapest, it has a very heavy tax in NZ, in a bar it is around $6 to $8 for a handle about 400mills, at or local club it around $4 depends on your poison, also make red wine for the missus, and ME
Jimbo

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: Russ C on June 07, 2010, 06:45:23 am

A pint of Jack would do it for me.
 8)  8)  8)

Title: Re: Senior Moment!
Post by: dgman on June 07, 2010, 08:33:55 pm

Jimbo, wow you are just so multi talented! :o