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Title: HillBilly Mirror!
Post by: GrayBeard on June 05, 2010, 12:14:37 pm
After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,

'How about that! Here's a picture of my Daddy.

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his Daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his Father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would  go there and look at it.


His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed,

'So that's the ugly broad he's runnin' around with.'
Title: Re: HillBilly Mirror!
Post by: Russ C on June 05, 2010, 01:11:49 pm
Be CAREFUL...

there may be hillbillys present!!!!

LMAO>>>You Crack Me Up<<<<LMAO
Title: Re: HillBilly Mirror!
Post by: Rightarm on June 05, 2010, 01:33:04 pm
    Another good one. I wish I could remember jokes. My father was a very good story teller. What was funny about his jokes, when he got to the punch line, he would start laughing, and took him forever to finish the joke. Brings back good memeries. Dave :) :)
Title: Re: HillBilly Mirror!
Post by: GrayBeard on June 05, 2010, 01:36:33 pm
Just one of the facets of my "storehouse of Useless Knowledge"!
That's what the 'ex' called it, pointing to my head!!!

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: HillBilly Mirror!
Post by: jimbo on June 05, 2010, 05:36:28 pm
mirror mirror on the wall
Jimbo