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Title: It's Halloween!
Post by: GrayBeard on October 20, 2012, 10:11:49 pm

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite..."

~~~BG~~~

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: Keefie on October 21, 2012, 04:48:31 am

lol   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: wombatie on October 23, 2012, 06:49:15 am

 :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: Marcellarius on October 24, 2012, 12:29:15 pm

LOL,

then a girl walked into the bar and called for the bartender
"I'll have a blood cocktail please" she said.
"Okay" replied the bartender, "then you must be 'Bloody mary'........"  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: Billy in Va on October 24, 2012, 01:03:51 pm

Two  brooms were hanging in the closet and   
   after  a while they got to know each other so   
   well,   they decided to get married. 


One broom  was, of course, the bride broom,   
   the  other the groom broom. 


The bride broom  looked very beautiful in her   
   white  dress. The groom broom was handsome   
   and  suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was   
   lovely.   


After the wedding, at the wedding  dinner, the 
   bride-broom  leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
'I  think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'   



'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.   



Are  you ready for this? 
Brace yourself; this is  going to hurt !  ! !   ! !    !   







'WE  HAVEN'T EVEN  SWEPT  TOGETHER !' 

And you are sweeping around on me!!! 

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: dgman on October 24, 2012, 09:44:26 pm

Quote from: Billy in Va on October 24, 2012, 01:03:51 pm

Two  brooms were hanging in the closet and   
   after  a while they got to know each other so   
   well,   they decided to get married. 


One broom  was, of course, the bride broom,   
   the  other the groom broom. 


The bride broom  looked very beautiful in her   
   white  dress. The groom broom was handsome   
   and  suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was   
   lovely.   


After the wedding, at the wedding  dinner, the 
   bride-broom  leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
'I  think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'   



'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.   



Are  you ready for this? 
Brace yourself; this is  going to hurt !  ! !   ! !    !   







'WE  HAVEN'T EVEN  SWEPT  TOGETHER !' 

And you are sweeping around on me!!! 

That one has way to much corn!

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: Russ C on October 25, 2012, 07:26:49 am

This whole post is full of corn.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: It's Halloween!
Post by: Al W on October 25, 2012, 09:08:18 am

Corn FLAKES