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Title: Kids in the hospital
Post by: Kepy on October 20, 2012, 10:59:23 am

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other,
waiting outside the Operating Room.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four.They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
The second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that
done when I was*BORN*...Couldn't walk for a year.

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: Keefie on October 20, 2012, 01:32:31 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: Billy in Va on October 20, 2012, 03:34:26 pm

Watch out floor!!!   HAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: Marcellarius on October 22, 2012, 01:51:04 pm

ohhh yeah!! great one.
the wife is looking strange why I laughed so hard....
glad I didn't had coffee in my hands.

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: newfie on October 22, 2012, 03:32:59 pm

LOL good one.

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: wombatie on October 23, 2012, 07:10:18 am

  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: slowcutter on October 23, 2012, 11:23:56 am

Looooooooove it

That's a pass on

Title: Re: Kids in the hospital
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on October 23, 2012, 05:40:51 pm

Ha!!!