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Title: The Genie
Post by: troy_curtis on October 12, 2012, 12:38:51 am

Three women are all shipwrecked on an island (not the same one with the Scotsman). They find a magic genie lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie says that normally he grants 3 wishes for a person, but since there are 3 of them they each can have one wish. Well the first woman, a red head, says she wished she was at a nice New England estate. Poof...she was gone. Next the Brown Haired lady stated she wished she was on a beach in Hawaii....poof she was gone. This left the 3rd lady, a natural blonde. The genie looked at her and said, "Well, your friends have both had their wishes granted, your wish is my command." The blonde spoke and said, I don't know what to wish for. I really miss my friends. I wish they were here to help me decide......Poof. Her wish was granted.

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: Keefie on October 12, 2012, 08:13:31 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: countryscroller on October 12, 2012, 08:43:27 am

 :) :) :) ahha ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: rob roy on October 12, 2012, 11:39:37 am

Hi Mrtcurtis, It HAD to be a blonde didn't it LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: Marcellarius on October 12, 2012, 01:35:38 pm

LOL  ;D :D ;D

clearly a matter of talk before you think....  8)

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: newfie on October 12, 2012, 03:05:09 pm

LOL

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: troy_curtis on October 13, 2012, 12:17:07 am

Quote from: rob roy on October 12, 2012, 11:39:37 am

Hi Mrtcurtis, It HAD to be a blonde didn't it LOL.
Rob Roy.

Well, I am a blonde man...so I guess I qualify to tell blonde jokes...but keep in mind....What is black, blue and red? A brunette who has told one too many blonde jokes.  ;)
 

Title: Re: The Genie
Post by: wombatie on October 15, 2012, 07:22:02 am

 :D :D :D :D :D

Marg