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Title: Irish Alzheimer's......
Post by: GrayBeard on September 29, 2012, 12:13:40 pm
Irish Alzheimer's Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, " Murphy , I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn 's hat." The priest said, "Well, Murphy , I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.
What changed your mind?" Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn 's hat after all." With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said;"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh ?" Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultry'  I remembered where I left me hat ."
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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on September 29, 2012, 12:25:42 pm
Good one, thanks for the laugh G ;D ;DB
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Post by: Keefie on September 29, 2012, 03:33:45 pm
another good one GB  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: rob roy on September 29, 2012, 06:53:00 pm
Absolutely superb GB. Everyone in the house is laughing. Thank you.
Rob Roy.
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Post by: Al W on September 29, 2012, 10:25:04 pm
 ;D
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Post by: Russ C on September 30, 2012, 08:24:46 am
 :o  :o  :o  :o   ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D

Fantastic GB, Fantastic.   :D
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Post by: wombatie on October 01, 2012, 02:53:17 am
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
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Post by: Judy Hunter on October 01, 2012, 10:37:26 am
I wondered whose hat that was hanging in my entry way  ;D
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Post by: Marcellarius on October 01, 2012, 12:05:29 pm
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Post by: Gabby on October 02, 2012, 04:00:53 pm
I wondered whose hat that was hanging in my entry way  ;D

Naughty, naughty Girl!   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Is there a beat up old cowboy hat there too?
Love ya Darlin'
Gabby
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Post by: wha on October 02, 2012, 08:03:21 pm
My wife works on an Alzheimer's ward so I printed this to let the girls she works with read it.
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Post by: Judy Hunter on October 03, 2012, 07:50:04 pm
Hey Gabby No cowboy hat but there is a pair of spurs with a tale to tell  ;D
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Post by: Gabby on October 07, 2012, 02:59:30 am
If they have jinglebobbs they're mine!
Just nobody tell my wife now ya hear?
LOL
Gabby
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Post by: Judy Hunter on October 07, 2012, 10:27:03 am
Hey Gabby, If it was you I was fooling around with, I would brag and want the world to know  ;)
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Post by: Keefie on October 07, 2012, 11:35:26 am
That wasn't a little hint there was it Judy lol ;) ;)
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Post by: Gabby on October 11, 2012, 04:07:11 am
Now I've never talked at least not naming names never have never will. I've always protected my ladies reputations.   ;)
Gabby
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Post by: Judy Hunter on October 11, 2012, 10:24:53 am
The fact of the matter probably is that Gabby doesn't name
names is because there are so many he can't remember them all  :D
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Post by: Gabby on October 13, 2012, 09:56:56 pm
The fact of the matter probably is that Gabby doesn't name
names is because there are so many he can't remember them all  :D

That too love, especially as I'm getting more senile, though now and then I'll remember one I had forgotten all about. That's kind of fun too, sort of like reading a favorite book over again after many years.  ;D

I was a cop in Prescott, AZ back when they filmed Junior Bonner with Steve McQueen. I have an old AZ Highways
magazine about the filming and it's a real walk down memory lane, I recently found a web page dedicated to it as well with some out takes and I even saw a couple of my old flames there. Big Grin!
My best memory of it though and my most treasured, is I was able to meet and take along on patrol with me, and take home to dinner, Ben Johnson, a real gentleman and a true westerner and cowboy just as every day as you and me. He was in many of John Wayne's movies and did all his own riding stunts in most of them.
They hired us for security when we were off duty from the police department so we got to meet all the stars. I could tell you some stories. LOL
Gabby
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Post by: timsongs on October 17, 2012, 08:29:12 pm
Very funny. As an old Irishman meself...... one of my favorites...