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Title: Medical Technology and Seniors!
Post by: GrayBeard on June 03, 2010, 07:48:54 am

      Childbirth at 65 (Too good not to pass on, Enjoy!)
 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
 
 

  When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
 
 'May I see the new baby?' I asked
 
 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
 
 Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
 
 'No, not yet,' She said.
 
 After another few minutes had elapsed,
 
 I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
 
 'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
                    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
 
 
    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
 
    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM O.K.?!!

Title: Re: Medical Technology and Seniors!
Post by: cherie on June 03, 2010, 09:33:13 am

O my.  To think I did not pass the age test either.

Title: Re: Medical Technology and Seniors!
Post by: jimbo on June 04, 2010, 03:51:56 am

Sounds like a senior moment to me
Jimbo

Title: Re: Medical Technology and Seniors!
Post by: rwb on June 04, 2010, 12:39:53 pm

thats really funny