Scrollsaw Workshop Community -Please register to enable posting.
General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 03, 2010, 07:36:36 am
-
Then you'll identify with this guy....
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I
didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my own dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all ..
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and I sit here watching the poison dissolve; then a wise #$% like you shows up and drinks the whole darn thing!"
-
lol alot
-
I thought it was going to be a personal specimen! :o
-
Love it!! That's just plain funny.
Bill