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Title: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: Stravides on September 04, 2012, 08:09:07 am

On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.

"Look what I've done, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbour.

"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long it take you?"

"Only two weeks."

"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"

"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years.'"

Title: Re: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: Billy in Va on September 04, 2012, 08:53:26 am

Thanks for that!  I can almost see thos two!

Title: Re: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: slowcutter on September 04, 2012, 11:42:02 am

I can relate to that.

Title: Re: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: Marcellarius on September 04, 2012, 01:45:38 pm

LOL, did it also said "shake before use"??  8)

Title: Re: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on September 10, 2012, 10:43:33 pm

LOL with tears! :)

Title: Re: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: GrayBeard on September 10, 2012, 11:12:21 pm

Just saw those two on "Animal Planet" preparing for a "Mud Bog"!!!
Bubba and Jethro........

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: OK - I have to..... Speedy Jigsaw
Post by: wombatie on September 13, 2012, 03:31:43 am

 :D :D :D :D  ::)

Marg