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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Billy in Va on September 03, 2012, 05:54:12 pm
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Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" Morty yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" Selma turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?" Morty yelled, "He wants to see your license!" Selma gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from New York. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the most annoying woman I've ever met." Selma turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" Morty yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!"
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guess the got the ticket anyway.... LOL ;D :D
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A police officer pulls over a car of speeding nuns. He informs the driver that she was going a bit over the speed limit. The sister responds to say the was doing the speed limit. The sign said it was 85 so she was going 85. The officer explains that no, the sign may have said 85, but that was the route not the speed limit. Oh, says the nun. That might very well explain all the screaming from the back seat when we were on route 101.