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Title: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Russ C on August 23, 2012, 08:59:58 am
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get wild with the boys, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty-four," she replied.
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: dgman on August 23, 2012, 11:42:59 am
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Marcellarius on August 23, 2012, 12:49:03 pm
fortyfour.... hmmm
I wouldn't guessed that ;)

LOL  ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Keefie on August 23, 2012, 01:17:15 pm
lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: GrayBeard on August 23, 2012, 11:45:44 pm
Heck...she doesn't look a day over 31!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Marcellarius on August 24, 2012, 02:22:47 am
Quote from: GrayBeard on August 23, 2012, 11:45:44 pm
Heck...she doesn't look a day over 31!

~~~GB~~~

Hey GB,
that's called a seniors perspective ;)  8)  ::)
LOL
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Gabby on August 24, 2012, 04:29:15 am
He just forgot to put the other 1 in front where it belongs.

Right GB?

Talk about rode hard and put away wet!

Gabby
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Billy in Va on August 24, 2012, 07:33:26 am
With that exclaimation point at the end I was going with 311
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Marcellarius on August 25, 2012, 06:43:05 am
Quote from: Billy in Va on August 24, 2012, 07:33:26 am
With that exclaimation point at the end I was going with 311

311, think you are close on that on Gabby, maybe even closer then GB ;)
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Gabby on September 08, 2012, 08:43:50 pm
Marcel Billy's avatar looks similar to mine but he doesn't answere to Gabby just yet. LOL
I put my 1 in the front.  ;D
Gabby
Title: Re: Little Ole Lady
Post by: Marcellarius on September 09, 2012, 11:06:44 am
... not a smart move,  :o
guess I always have to ware my glasses answering  ;)